Have you ever jumped atop a piece of furniture in your home or workplace after seeing a mouse run by?
Grab your significant other to squash a spider?
Or douse a trail of ants with a full can of Raid?
The above reactions are all normal in the cities and suburban dwellings of developed nations, though if you're going to be a world traveler, it's time to desensitize yourself to close encounters of the creepy-crawly kind.
And not just the little buggers you're accustomed to at home - we're talking large, exotic, potentially poisonous, monster-movie inspiring creatures!
Worse than the actual close encounter is the state you'll likely be in - buck naked, or close to it.
The Big Hairy Spider
I encountered a big, hairy spider protecting its egg sack when I walked into my hotel bathroom one morning in McLeod Ganj, India.
I nearly jumped out of my boxers at the sight of it chilling out near the window above my shower/bathtub. Conveniently, I was overdue for a day without a shower.
The next morning, it was still there, and I wasn't about to move it, so I mentioned it to the hotel staff who said they'd take care of it.
Whether it was the hotel staff, or the spider exiting on its own accord, it eventually left the bathroom and I was able to make use of the shower again.
The Big Black Scorpion
The biggest, blackest, badass scorpion I'd ever seen up close walked out of my bathroom in a hostel in McLeod Ganj.
My room was tiny, and I was abandoning it that morning for a 4-day trek.
I couldn't let the beast stick around.
The only thing worse than seeing a critter in your room is seeing it and then losing track of it.
You end up living in fear that it will crawl over your face while you're lying in bed. Or hitchhiking in your backpack!
After snapping the requisite photo for proof of the encounter, I scooted the aggressive little bugger out the door.
A hostel worker looked at it with the same level of surprise that I had and suggested the rain may have brought it out.
How it arrived in my bathroom, I could not figure out.
The Dreaded Cockroach
I use to think the itsy, bitsy roaches that invaded my Arlington, VA apartment were bad.
Then I traveled overseas to places like Belize, where a prehistoric, palm-sized cockroach landed at my dinner table while I was staying at Ian Anderson's Caves Branch Adventure Lodge. It was horrifying.
Luckily, on my trip around the world, I didn't see any more such monsters, but I did run into lots of roaches a good 3-4 times bigger than the ones I'd seen in my old apartment.
Actually, I ran into the first few the 5th night of my trip, as they were scuttling around the floor of my Couchsurfing hosts' house on Tahiti.
One time when I walked into the bathroom of my bungalow on Bali late at night, I had the pleasure of seeing a rather big roach with twirling antennae on my sink.
Not the kind of thing you want to see when you turn on the lights, bleary-eyed at 2 AM.
A few months later, during my attempt to go off the beaten track by visiting Koh Phayam near the Thai-Burmese border, I ended up in a rustic bungalow on a deserted island.
Unlike the well-known islands, nobody goes to Koh Phayam during the offseason. But I digress. The night was spent with my headlamp and roaches galore.
I was so glad the morning arrived without a giant boa constrictor slithering through the open windows and slipping into bed with me.
The Fascinating Flightless Dung Beetle
The flightless dung beetle lives and breathes crap.
When an elephant drops a bomb, these unique dung beetles no doubt follow their noses and jump head first into the massive piles of dung.
As I found out in South Africa's Kruger Park and later Botswana, it is immensely fascinating to watch these beetles at work.
They try very, very hard to form the biggest balls of dung possible.
After observing the beetles at length, I can assure you it is no easy task.
If the dung beetles want to get the balls back to their homes (where I think they use them to lay eggs), they have to ensure the balls are well-rounded.
Otherwise, they can't roll them efficiently. It seemed especially hard for the ones we saw at Elephant Sands (campground) in Botswana because they had to try and roll the balls on soft sand.
Of course, all this observation requires that you stare at a giant mass of elephant dung - the fresher the better, but it's worth it.
I highly recommend you see them up close if you can.
Now it's your turn. What's the scariest bug, spider or critter you've encountered abroad?
AdventureRob says
Wow that's certainly a lot of encounters you've had! I ended up getting used to cockroaches in places like Thailand but never seen one that big. My most memorable encounter was waking up to find a scorpion in my friggin toilet! I didn't realise scorpions were so happy underwater until that day.
Blake @ Props Blog says
Those bugs are some pretty serious business. That scorpion looks crazy and I can't believe how big that roach was. What did you use to get the scorpion out of your room?
Stepanie says
Good God! I think you just cured my wanderlust for one evening at least...
TamahomeJenkins says
I cringed the entire time I read this article.
Blake @ Props Blog Reviews says
You are brave... Seriously. I think scorpions freak me out more than any other wild bug/insect. Not sure why...
Dave says
Wow, I didn't know scorpions could swim! I can't image it could get out of the toilet on its own - did you flush it?
Dave says
Surprisingly, I just used a 8x11 piece of paper to sweep it across the tile floor. With a little flick at the end, I bumped it over the door jamb. Yuck!
Dave says
The funny thing is you get desensitized to the bugs rather quick. At least I did. Just not the spiders...and scorpions. :)
Dave says
Then I did a good job! Thanks for reading :)
Robert Fitzsimmons says
In all honesty, I didn't know how to handle a scorpion in my toilet, so I went to breakfast and casually mentioned it to my hosts.
'Er guys, there is a scorpion in my toilet'
'OK no worries, we'll get it in a bit'
'No seriously, there is a scorpion in my toilet!'
I wrote about it on my blog back in April. I was informed afterwards it wasn't poisonous, that didn't make it better!
James says
I think the worst one I've come across is the silkworm larvae in South Korea, mainly because you're expected to eat them, and they smell awful. You can buy tins of them to bring home, though, which is just a brilliant gift for the family :P.
I do remember McLeod Ganj being full or horrible creepy things, though, half of which seemed to be congregating in the cold water spring swimming pool up the road in Bhagsu. Not that I realised before I got in...
Nomadic Matt says
i hate insects
Dave says
Everyone should check out the funny photo Rob posted of the scorpion in his toilet!
Dave says
Yuck - I've seen Bear Grylls eat some massive larvae and watching the innards drip out of his mouth as he tries to chuck it down is disgusting!
Your Bhagsu experience reminds me of some long freshwater eels I encountered canyoning in New Zealand. We fed them some bread from our lunch and they seemed happy. But I didn't get in the pool with them!
Dave says
Well said!
Young says
How Amazing the Creep-Crawly Kind is! But I will be afraid of them.
Dave says
The kinds of bugs and critters you find outside your own country can be fascinating....and yes, a little scary!
brookevstheworld says
Ok, trying this comment box again, it seriously hates me... The black scorpion incident reminds me of my adventure in Copan, Honduras SO CREEPY I hate bugs and I'm pretty sure they hate me too!
Dave says
Hi Brooke - great to hear from you.
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