Date: Thursday, December 27, 2007
Mission: Shotover Canyon Swing
Statistics: 360 feet high (109 meters), 200-foot freefall (60 meters), 650-foot arc (200 meters), 93 mph (150 kph)
6 am - Unintentionally awoken by departing dormmates
9:15 am - Evacuate bladder
9:18 am - Shower
9:50 am - Evacuate bowels
10 am - Eat light breakfast - toast w/Nutella and green tea
10:30 am - Check-in at activity office - tell the staff I plan to say famous Bruce Willis line from "Die Hard" as I jump off ("Yippie-kay-yay, motherf*cker")
11 am - Depart on the shuttle to the canyon (making small talk)
11:15 am - Evacuate bladder again (just to be safe)
11:17 am - Walk to on-location office, then ledge
11:23 am - Staff fit me with a body harness
Jump #1 - Backwards (rated at the scariest level)
Watch video of jump #1
Jump #2 - Forward flip
Watch video of jump #2
Pay the piper for extra jump, DVD's and photos
1 pm - Shuttled back to downtown Queenstown
2 pm - Eat a triumphant lamb Fergburger
Later - Get a beer and quietly toast life, liberty, and the pursuit of scaring yourself to death for the amusement





I started the day with a Jetboating ride on the Shotover River which winds through the canyon by the same name. It was fun, though it didn't instill the fear of death in me. The boats are $250,000 each, and can go in water only a few inches deep. It's about as tame an experience as you'll find in Queenstown, though zipping by canyon walls and doing 360's was good fun. Between the in-your-face advertising, and countless stories from other travelers doing crazy activities, I signed up for one I knew would scare me (I hoped). It's like a rite of passage if you come to New Zealand.











Our second stop was an old gold mining town, Barrytown, which is more of a rest stop when driving down the west coast. We stay at the main hotel/bar (which is literally the town), and usually everyone just drinks and cross-dresses (the photos on the wall bear evidence to this) because there's nothing to do. My bus only had 5 people, myself included, so we kept it to a walk down to the beach for the sunset.










































Exploring Georgetown



